World Cup - England Football Team

Is it too soon to laugh at the performance of the England team in the World Cup 2014?

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. 
"I want to live forever," I said. 
"Sorry, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." said the fairy.
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup." 
"You crafty bugger!" said the fairy.

England didn't win the World Cup in 2014. No surprises there.
Oh well, it's only a game.